Can a tweet X-ray your soul, sexually? Apparently, yes.
Entertainment Weekly has published a digital video version of its new cover on Twitter. It features Dune stars/sharp-ass jawline havers Zendaya and Timothée Chalamet.
In the 15-second video, the camera tracks the penetrating stares of these powerful Gen-Z/millennial cuspers in 360 degrees. The pair maintains a preternatural kind of eye contact with the camera, and it’s frightening and erotic all at once.
Of course, such withering gravity in one clip did not go unnoticed by the Twitterverse. Sure, those are two sexy-as-hell gazes. But does watching Zendaya and Chalamet watch you kinda trigger your insecurities? You’re not alone.
Retail is apparently the site of a lot of trauma. If acting doesn’t work out for these two, they could consider employment at Beacon’s Closet.
Zendaya, Timmy. Please. Look away!
Yes, the Stare is scary. But its lure is unquestionably alluring. MRI me, babies.
We should be so lucky.